1. supermassiveasshole:

    when i was like 12 i used to hate one really bitchy and annoying girl from our class so i sent her a text “you will die in 7 days” during a class and she burst into tears and her mum went to police and i was so scared so i flushed my phone down the toilet

    (via fallthenflyy)

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  2. gobigorgoh0me:

unffff.

    gobigorgoh0me:

    unffff.

    (via six-sex-six)

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  3. luphphy:

    caraknightley:

    i hate when people touch me and then when i tell them not to touch me they get rude

    or even worse when they think you’re joking and keep touching you for fun

    (via sparkyismarie)

    25 minutes ago  /  623 notes  /  Source: caraknightley

  4. laughingnancy:

    i dont understand how my room can be so messy even though i’m on the computer like 24/7 

    (via p-orcelainblack)

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  5. sparkleholethess:

jesus-everywhere:

Jesus Pouring Some Pinot Noir For A Lovely Couple

No tip!

    sparkleholethess:

    jesus-everywhere:

    Jesus Pouring Some Pinot Noir For A Lovely Couple

    No tip!

    (via pricklylegs)

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  8. wartortles:

    wartortles:

    its so sad that blind people cant see the internet

    image

    *single tear drops down face* thats so beautiful 

    (via i-am-boring)

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  9. skittyspostlimitblog:

    sometimes my twelve year old little sister will go on club penguin and trick a bunch of girls that she’s a guy and she’ll make them think they’re dating and then she’ll have them all meet her in the same place at the same time and watch them get into catfights about who’s boyfriend she is and thats how my little sister became a cross-dressing evil mastermind pimp on club penguin

    (via pizza)

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  10. To be or not to be? Bitch I might be
    – William Shakespeare (via thegayfagsby)

    (via flickeringmuse)

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